Every now and then, I’ll whip out the sometimes-trusty cell phone and take a picture of something random. I’d use my digital camera, but it’s not always in my purse.  Sometimes they’re funny. Other times just odd. And a couple may have a “wtf” factor.

And if of you can give me tips on how to add breaks before each new comment and picture, I’d love to know.  My pictures are looking claustrophobic. Apparently the <br> tag doesn’t work for me.

Anyway, enjoy!

Found this little guy clinging to my driver’s side window when I went out on break. My car must have looked like a giant frog [and very attractive] to him/her.

Frog on my window

Frog on my window

Just kidding. It wasn’t really that cold outside. It was October. In Florida. He was loving it.

Still there. A few hours later.

Still there. A few hours later.

Still. There.

Still. There.

I hope that this Pat guy treats his girls well…

Pat's Ho-Made BBQ Sauce

(W)Ho made this sauce?

Last year’s trip to BJ’s for some Cinco de Mayo necessities.

Margarita mix, jumbo jar of minced garlic, and bulk package of quesadillas. I'm set!

Margarita mix, jumbo jar of minced garlic, and bulk package of quesadillas. I'm set!

After that CdM combination, you’ll need this next book. I found the Poo Log: A Record Keeper [get it? Log? HA!] at a local Borders bookstore. If you head on over to Amazon and “Click to Look Inside”, you’ll find that there is actually a page for you to date and timestamp, enter the duration of the movement, unusual characteristics, and sketch your creation. If that wasn’t enough, there’s also a Poo Quality Index, or PQI, that lists the Delivery [Epidural, please!], Size/Shape [Monster; breaks the water surface], and Number of Particles [One and done, baby!].

You don't have it all until you've bought a Poo Diary.

You don't have it all until you've bought a Poo Diary.

What is it with my car attracting little critters?

Another hitchhiker. The gecko's cousin trying to subliminally sell Geico insurance, perhaps?

Another hitchhiker. The gecko's cousin trying to subliminally sell Geico insurance, perhaps?

Funny, but not quite as funny as Floaters Portable Sanitation whose logo is “You float ‘m – We tote ‘m”.

If you don't get this, you're probably not old enough to look at this picture. Hehe.

If you don't get this, you're probably not old enough to look at this picture. Hehe.

Really, Borders? Wine not included.

Jesus action figure I found at a Borders bookstore.

Jesus action figure I found at a Borders bookstore.